Tuesday, March 17, 2009

What to expect

What to expect tonight (in no particular order)
Danny Gokey - Having learned his lesson about pelvic thrusting, Danny will introduce a new move: the butt shake.. or the robot, maybe both.

Alexis Grace - Will adapt pretty well to the theme, showing her voice can fit a lot of different genres.

Michael Sarver - Will offer up another solid performance and answer the age-old question: Should every Texan be a country artist?

Adam Lambert - Could get in trouble with his song selection this week unless he changes a song up like David Cook did last season. That said, the judges will still gush over him and probably credit him with re-inventing country music.

Allison Iraheta - A poor song selection will prove to everyone that she should stick with rock. (Also, she'll dye her hair a shamrock green)

Kris Allen - Will attempt playing more than one note on his guitar but will continue singing out of the side of his mouth. Paula will swoon.

Scott MacIntyre - Will give another solid but boring as hell performance. And he'll prove that he does have moves by standing at the piano instead of sitting this week.

Megan Corkrey - More swaying and less bird flapping this week (we hope), her quirky style should work in the country theme.

Matt Giraud - Will sound exactly like Danny, again.

Anoop Desai - Anoop doing country?? Really?? He's hasn't got a chance. (but maybe they'll dress him like John Wayne?!)

Lil Rounds - We predict another power ballad coming with an amazing glory note at the end, but we'll still be underwhelmed.


  1. You are so right about Adam! HA

  2. Do you think we could get Scott some tinted glasses?

  3. boy were they right about Adam, that was the most horrific rendition of Ring of Fire I have ever heard.